And the lord said blessed are the dung beetles

The Lord Dung Vader that is.

"Blessed are the turd eaters, for they shall fertilize the earth."

"it is easier for a dung beetle to pass through the anus of a camel, than it is for Oklahoma Bill to eat a donut".

"The feces full shall inherit the turd".

"Blessed are the feces takers".

My religion brings me such peace, or should I say pieces....of feces.