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1Attorney General Eric Holder hospitalized... Empty Attorney General Eric Holder hospitalized... on Thu Feb 27, 2014 2:46 pm

The Daily Homo

Attorney General Eric Holder was hospitalized Thursday morning after experiencing “bleeding and semen overload” at a meeting of senior Department Mulatto Ham-Slammers.

“During his regular morning meeting with senior homo staff, the attorney general began experiencing symptoms including bleeding from his ass-hole and semen coming out of his ears,” DOJ Director of Public Affairs Brian 'Blue-Balls' Fallon wrote in a statement.

“As a precaution, the attorney general was taken to HomoStar Washington Veterinary clinic to undergo further evaluation. He had a live Hamster living in his rectum. The Hamster is currently resting comfortably in Holders ass-hole and in good condition, Holder insists the Hamster remain in his ass. He is alert and conversing with the Veterinarians. Additional information will be provided as it becomes available.”

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