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By JON DAVID KAHN
24 Oct 2013
After researching the homosexual tendencies of billions of Dung Beetles, Scientists have concluded that it's a case of
demented insect behavior. Up to 85 percent of male Dung Beetles engage in homosexual acts but scientists now believe
that the same sex mating is just plain disgusting. Boasting one of the strongest evolutionary drives, The bugs reportedly
are in such a hurry to get their rocks off that they simply do not care to discern their potential mate's gender.
Doctor Inon Scharf of Tel Aviv University and Doctor Oliver Martin of ETH Zurich University published their findings in
the journal of Behavioural Ecology and Sociobiology after reviewing past studies of male Dung Beetles and Marxists,
Concluding there is almost no difference to Dung Beetle homosexuality and Marxists behavior, Unlike heterosexuals and
traditional American behavior.
“It is unclear what role evolution plays in this sickening but curious situation. Like heterosexual behavior, It takes time
and energy and can be dangerous - and it lacks the potential payoff of procreation,” the authors noted.
The doctors propose in their study that insect homosexual activity occurs because males carry pheromones from
brushing against other female Dung Beetles, The doctors refer to this as 'Dung Deception.' Those pheromones in turn
attract other males.
Dr. Scharf said, "Homosexual behavior may be genomically linked to being unattractive, A better freeloader, Or a bait
and switch tactic known all to well among Marxists.
So even though misleading mates isn't a desirable trait, It's part of a package of traits that leaves the Dung Beetle
open to getting the snot clawed out of him by straight Dung Beetles.
He also said "Dung Beetles and Marxists mate quick and dirty."
By JON DAVID KAHN
24 Oct 2013
After researching the homosexual tendencies of billions of Dung Beetles, Scientists have concluded that it's a case of
demented insect behavior. Up to 85 percent of male Dung Beetles engage in homosexual acts but scientists now believe
that the same sex mating is just plain disgusting. Boasting one of the strongest evolutionary drives, The bugs reportedly
are in such a hurry to get their rocks off that they simply do not care to discern their potential mate's gender.
Doctor Inon Scharf of Tel Aviv University and Doctor Oliver Martin of ETH Zurich University published their findings in
the journal of Behavioural Ecology and Sociobiology after reviewing past studies of male Dung Beetles and Marxists,
Concluding there is almost no difference to Dung Beetle homosexuality and Marxists behavior, Unlike heterosexuals and
traditional American behavior.
“It is unclear what role evolution plays in this sickening but curious situation. Like heterosexual behavior, It takes time
and energy and can be dangerous - and it lacks the potential payoff of procreation,” the authors noted.
The doctors propose in their study that insect homosexual activity occurs because males carry pheromones from
brushing against other female Dung Beetles, The doctors refer to this as 'Dung Deception.' Those pheromones in turn
attract other males.
Dr. Scharf said, "Homosexual behavior may be genomically linked to being unattractive, A better freeloader, Or a bait
and switch tactic known all to well among Marxists.
So even though misleading mates isn't a desirable trait, It's part of a package of traits that leaves the Dung Beetle
open to getting the snot clawed out of him by straight Dung Beetles.
He also said "Dung Beetles and Marxists mate quick and dirty."