'Tis but thy dung that is my diet:
Thou art thyself, though not a man.
What is a dung beetle? With its 6 hands and feet,
Nor fart nor turd, nor any other part
Belonging to a douche. O be some other name!
What's in a name? That which we call dung
By any other word would smell as shitty;
So Lard Ass would, were he not Lard Ass call'd,
Retain that dear defecation which he owes
Without that title. Lard Ass, remove thy diaper,
and for thy name, which is no part of thee,
Take all my cock.