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1 Good joke-I need more script. on Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:53 pm

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Best Dog Joke

>

> Nancy    Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I

>    have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!"

>

> "Great Nancy,    but how?" asked Harry.

>

> "We'll get some cheesy clothes and    shoes, like most Middle Class Americans

> wear, then stop at the pound    and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, we'll

> go to a nice old    country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration

> and respect    we have for the hard working people living there."

>

> So they    did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman ,

>    Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the

> bar.

>

> The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey!    Aren't you Harry Reid and

> Nancy Pelosi?"

>

> "Yes we    are!" said Nancy, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were

>    passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local    color."

>

> They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and    started chatting up

> a storm with anyone who would    listen.

>

> A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in,    walked up to the

> Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath,    shrugged his shoulders

> and walked out. A few moments later, in came    another old rancher. He

> walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail,    looked underneath, scratched his

> head and left the    bar.

>

> For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted    the dog's tail,

> and left shaking their heads.

>

>    Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look

> under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"

>

>    "Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town,

> claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two    assholes!"

>

>         GOD BLESS    AMERICA

>                       AND

> ALL THOSE IN OUR ARMED FORCES

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