Best Dog Joke
>
> Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I
> have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!"
>
> "Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry.
>
> "We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans
> wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, we'll
> go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration
> and respect we have for the hard working people living there."
>
> So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman ,
> Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the
> bar.
>
> The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and
> Nancy Pelosi?"
>
> "Yes we are!" said Nancy, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were
> passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color."
>
> They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up
> a storm with anyone who would listen.
>
> A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the
> Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders
> and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He
> walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his
> head and left the bar.
>
> For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail,
> and left shaking their heads.
>
> Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look
> under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"
>
> "Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town,
> claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"
>
> GOD BLESS AMERICA
> AND
> ALL THOSE IN OUR ARMED FORCES
>
> Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into her office one day and said, "Harry, I
> have a plan to win back Middle America in 2014!"
>
> "Great Nancy, but how?" asked Harry.
>
> "We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans
> wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, we'll
> go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration
> and respect we have for the hard working people living there."
>
> So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman ,
> Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the
> bar.
>
> The Bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and
> Nancy Pelosi?"
>
> "Yes we are!" said Nancy, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were
> passing through and Harry suggested we stop and take in some local color."
>
> They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up
> a storm with anyone who would listen.
>
> A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the
> Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders
> and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He
> walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his
> head and left the bar.
>
> For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail,
> and left shaking their heads.
>
> Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look
> under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"
>
> "Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town,
> claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!"
>
> GOD BLESS AMERICA
> AND
> ALL THOSE IN OUR ARMED FORCES