I fell into my semi-solid cinder block commode and was stuck in shit up to my neck.
The day after Thanksgiving I slugged out to my shit pit to relieve myself of the six twenty-five pound turkeys and one-hundred and sixty-five pounds of stuffing and got stuck.
The steel cable on my neighbors tractor snapped like a twig when he tried to pull me out.
Luckily, An oil drilling rig was in the next town and they sent out a rigging crew to haul my ass out.
My wife saved the seventeen pumpkin pies I normally eat for desert on Thanksgiving day so it wasn't really an unpleasant experience.